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Instant Coffee Saturday Edition
Issue 14, March 8 2003 | ISSN 1499-5085
  • Saturday Edition Features
  • Graphique by the Halifax Drawing Club
  • International Coffees
  • Mr Brown
  • Tasters Choice
  • Ten Ten
  • Sanka
  • Feedback
    Creating a formula for the creative process can lead to cheap tricks. But that might not be such a bad thing. You'll never get worried about making your next art work. You'll always know where to start and when to finish. No more worrying about whether the work you're about to make has been done before. You can use the word "oeuvre" when talking about your work. They'll be no more degrees of badness and goodness because you'll either get the formula right or wrong. We feel like we're repeating ourselves, but we mean that in a very positive way. -IC

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    Saturday Edition Feature

    1. The Aesthetic Equation | Jon Sasaki

    When I was a kid, I tried to read Robert Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry into Values, because I thought it would be a how-to guide for fixing motorcycles. I quickly discovered that the book contains very little practical information about bikes, and a whole lot of excruciatingly longwinded passages about Pirsig's Metaphysics of Quality. The few parts I didn't skip led me to believe that Pirsig's methodology was far more complicated than was necessary. In fact, the task of assessing "Quality" can be accomplished simply by applying a few objective mathematical formulae. Let's look at an art example.

    A painter becomes tired of making mediocre (we'll call that "M") work, and wants to start producing excellent ("E") work. In order to reach E, the painter must add something to M. That elusive, desirable element, "goodness," we'll refer to as "G" in our formula.

    G = E - M

    The corollary: bad art ("b") is work with even less "G" than the amount found in "M"

    M - G = b

    Practical application: Our painter takes a batch of paintings (quantity "X") to a curator. By applying the following formula, the curator can decide ("D") whether the series should be shown, ("S") or not shown ("N.")

    If, however, the amount of badness, divided by the number of crappy paintings exceeds the goodness divided by the number of good paintings, then clearly the series is not worth showing, and D will result in a value of N… a decision made mathematically, not by resorting to unreliable intuition. These formulae are intended to take all the guesswork out of art evaluation, and are simple enough to be used even by people like myself, who scored a 53 in OAC algebra. (I should mention that my 53 was not really indicative of my algebraic ability, so much as an expression of Mr. Nassour's disapproval of my attitude toward his subject, which he unfairly perceived as "lacking seriousness.")

    2. The Halifax Drawing Club

    The Drawing Club is an informal social group for people who love to draw. Founded in 2002 by artist Rebecca Roberts, the Club early on adopted the motto, "Can't is not a word." Members of the Drawing Club have in common not only a love of drawing, but a desire to share their collaborative drawings with the world. To this end, the Drawing Club has mounted public exhibitions in Derby, England, and Canada's Maritime provinces, giving away drawings free of charge to gallery-goers and members of the public, inviting everyone to "Join the Club!"

    Most recently, in early 2003 the Club participated in the exhibition Raw/Beauty, curated by Halifax artist Chris Lloyd for the Saint John Arts Centre in Saint John, New Brunswick. In an attempt to introduce itself and its work to New Brunswickers, The Drawing Club mounted a dynamic city-wide mail art campaign, sending free gifts of Club drawings in individually hand-decorated envelopes to the citizens of Saint John. Most recipients appreciated the art in silence; several phoned the Arts Centre to praise the "disgusting," "unsolicited" gifts. Later, an Arts Centre board member, mistakenly believing that a Club drawing was not appropriate to be seen by the children who attend piano recitals at the contemporary arts gallery, attempted to remove a work from the gallery. Curator Lloyd quickly sorted out this kerfuffle, and the Drawing Club declared the project a success.

    Building on its momentum, in the coming year the Drawing Club plans to expand its visibility in its home city of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Club members hope that their eye-catching holiday decoration of the street-level shop-windows of a local artist-run centre this past December will pave the way for similar window projects. Also in the works is a collaboration with players in Canada's newspaper industry. Daily papers, borrowed briefly from vending boxes in the wee hours of the morning, will be enhanced, embellished and interpreted by Club members, who will put their drawing skills to work turning daily newspapers into value-added products by the addition of original art to their pages.

    Public projects aside, the heart of the Drawing Club is its bi-weekly meetings, egalitarian get-togethers at which concepts of "skill" and "talent" are abandoned. At Club meetings there is no such thing as a bad drawing; Drawing Club members often remind eachother, "Remember, can't is not a word!"

    You can't not join the Club! For more information please contact Rebecca at

    3. The Kraken | Tasman Richardson

    The Kraken, showing at Ne-Plus-Ultra, is one of those projects that has layers of meaning that you wouldn't be able to guess on your own. Speaking with the artist Tasman Richardson at the opening, the intricacies behind the piece began to come forth. I offered Tasman the opportunity to "expose his secrets" in the next Saturday Edition, and he took me up on the offer - TC.

    The Kraken installation consists of three parts. The first being a set of hand molded ships and aeroplanes. The ships were made in very rough moulds and each additional casting would get worse. The models degrade and warp over time as a result. These represent the vessels lost in transit for various reasons but mostly related to the Bermuda Triangle and Devil's Sea off the east coast of Japan.

    The video projection is a loop of complex edits made from images of people and vessels lost in the Bermuda Triangle. The images were faxed back and forth repeatedly until they were completely decimated and unrecognizable. The faxes were then scanned into a computer and numbered as video frames, 30 pages of faxing being equivalent to 1 second of video. Faxing was used as a unique dissolve treatment rather than photocopies due to the transitory nature of the fax. As information is transmitted over time and space a subtle erosion and misinterpretation occurs, becoming magnified in succession. The sounds of actual cockpit black box recordings are joined with the animated faxes to produce a range of "instruments" like a young pilot's face degrading with the sounds of screaming cockpit personnel during a crash. These linked samples are then arranged through a series of cut and paste operations much like a piano roll plays notes, a kind of video / music concrete. Supporting melodies are made using samples of waves crashing on the shore. The waves are slowed down and resampled to degrade them. This also creates a wavering sustained "note" that can be pitched up or down by adjusting the video clip speed. Many of the notes pitch bend which is especially difficult in video since a video clip can only play at a specified speed, it can't pitch bend, only shift. To do this you've got to make 5 or 6 copies of the one wave and then layer them on top of each other, each wave being 1% slower than the last. Together they look like one wave progressively slowing down and pitching down. The images of the clouds and the water from above were shot by myself in the cockpit of a single engine prop plane. All in all there are 8 layers of video playing so it's like having 8 voices of edits, an octate all running in harmony and supporting a beat. What you see is what you hear. There's no soundtrack being synchronized to. I'm not editing to an existing song, just straight cuts and then the each string of cuts is layered on top of another and set to luminance so that you can see through to the next layer.

    The photos on the wall are of me. They're from every flight I took until now. A sort of chronology of my own erosion over time, over space, like the faxes and the imperfect moulds. The last two frames are blank, uncertain, hinting at the upcoming and inevitable crash that I'm so paranoid about. The images are filled with minute glitches that happen when you try and scan with a damaged usb port. Again, a reference to imperfections magnified in transit. Time and erosion, blah blah.

    Seriously though that's pretty much it. I wrote this blurb that's a lot more concise and catchy to describe the installation. I'll paste that here too:

    A turbulent voyage into certain oblivion at an infinite scale. The mythical hazards that await us in our passing. Faces and vessels lost at sea, faxed in relay, degrade with each imperfect transmission, each movement through space and time. Chronicled by snapshots taken in transit, the artists movement through space, one for every year and designated by flight number. Waves slowly make an irregular assent through the sound spectrum, surfacing as fine crystallized shards; the last moments collected from numerous flight recorder decks recovered from the wreckage. A morbid procession of vessels making an irregular descent, each an imperfect cast of an imperfect model.
    Did i mention the kraken is an octopus? eight arms, octate layers... mythical sea monster, chaos that waits for us as we traverse the unknown.

    4. First Day of War Contest

    Instant Coffee will give a t-shirt to the person who guesses (or knows wink-wink) the day the bombs are gonna drop on Baghdad. Must be covered on CNN and CBC Newsworld as "Live Coverage". Because of the immenent nature of this event, we have a submission deadline of March 17th - which is also the UN's new deadline.


    International Coffees

    We'd publish this letter if we felt we could ; unfortunately it's author is pissed off that it got onto the net. It's a gossipy and chatty report from last January's World Economic Forum in Davos Switzerland:

    Here is an article detailing the author's annoyance and reprecussions of such "privacy spills" -

    Mr Brown

    instant coffee links
    who wouldn't want to eat candy that was shot out of a cannon?

    selected links
    Since the begining of the year, William Gibson has had an official website, and has been posting a blog.
    Myfawny Ashmore deconstructed a video game. It requires you to have a NES emulator
    Thrill Rides: an on-going series of videos. the series has already started, but it is worth repeat visits.

    submitted links
    swop CDs postcards videos dvds w/ other users. It's free to sign up - the only costs are for shipping things. The postage might be high for books, but CDs aren't that bad. It evens out, because people will pay to ship you stuff that you works on a point system, so if you sign up, say that you were referred by janii (cause I get points). then, If you refer the site to others who sign up, you get points, etc (JD)

    ic supporter links


    Tasters Choice

    Instant Coffee Butterball Cookies

  • 3/4 cup butter 1 Tbsp. water
  • 1/3 cup confectioners sugar 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1.5 Tbsp instant coffee 1.75 cup unsifted flour
  • 1/2 tsp. baking soda 1 cup finely chopped nuts

    Cream butter. Add 1/2 cup confectioners sugar. Cream until fluffy. Dissolve instant coffee and baking soda in the water; add to butter mixture with vanilla. Beat well. Stir in flour and nuts. Shape into small balls. Bake on ungreased baking sheet at 350 degrees for 15 to 18 minutes. Roll each cookie in additional confectioners sugar while still hot. Makes about 3 dozen.

    Instant Coffee = Dehydrated fresh brewed coffee, usually sold in granulated form. You just have to add water to obtain a coffee beverage.


  • Ten Ten

    1. Serath's Wizards and Dragons

    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 :25 EST
    Subject: review needed

    Hi Jon, I just found this website and it's making me laugh. I figure it should be reviewed for the next Sat Ed.

    ----jon ( wrote:----

    Tim, I don't think it's cool to laugh at "Serath's Realm: Madness is the Genius of the Fallen." In fact, what exactly are you laughing at? The drawings of wizards and dragons? That short story about the vampire? Bottom line… for me, this stuff is frankly a bit scary, and I don't think we want to antagonize this guy "Serath." Let me bounce this off you, Tim: what if dragons and vampires really do exist, and Serath is friends with them. I mean, we really don't know for sure, do we? What if he's so incensed by your mocking that he sends a vampire buddy to turn you into another vampire? Think about THAT. We wouldn't be able to go to your favourite noodle place anymore because they don't serve glasses of blood. I realize that's probably a worst-case-scenario, but it COULD happen, man, and I for one am not having any part in this.



    1. Sarah Hollenberg's Letter of Appology

    Adriane Abbot
    Director of Advancement
    Office of Advancement
    Nova Scotia College of Art and Design
    5163 Duke St.
    Halifax, NS
    B3J 3J6

    Dear Ms Abbot,

    I'm very sorry about letting my friends smoke in the visitors apartment. There is no excuse for that, especially with that big sign on the door. I guess we should all be pretty worried about fires these days. As for the rest, well, I'm awfully sorry about that too - especially the bathroom - I guess my quick look around wasn't thorough enough - I would certainly have never left a mess of that nature for someone else to clean up if I had known it was there. That just wasn't something I would have expected any of the nice young professionals who came by to leave behind. It came as something of a surprise - the enthusiasm with which my friends threw themselves into an attempted re-enactment of the glory days before all of the really cool people moved to Toronto or got old. Especially on a Monday night. I guess we all wanted to think that we were channelling Vito Acconci and Carolee Schneeman.

    I am torn in my feelings about Francis Dorsey's tea towels. I understand that they are meant to be used - but I also wish they hadn't been used so much, and I was very sad to find them such a mess in the morning. I am - I must confess - still very much on the fence about the whole life as art / art as life idea. It's a really nice idea, but it seems to leave people angry 9 times out of 10.

    It is very important to me that you understand that the magazine is not at fault here. The two year relationship that I have had with them as writer and guest editor would never have led them to believe that I had any character flaws more serious than a tendency to run-on sentences. Last week's incident was an unusual case in its conflation of my private and professional activities. I can certainly understand that you would feel the need to communicate my inappropriate behaviours to the magazine's staff and board of directors, so that they may make more informed hiring decisions in the future - it was really very considerate of you to take the time to do so. I do hope though, that you won't hold them responsible for my actions - again, they could not possibly have predicted them. Just about everything about my professional track record implies that I'm a perfectly reasonable, and reasonably considerate person. They should not blamed for what was in essence a very effective deception on my part.

    I hope that you will accept my apology with good will, and please contact me at home if there is anything I can do to make you feel better about this whole affair. My home phone number is 422 7299 and my email address is


    Sarah Hollenberg

    2. | John Barlow

    Your flattery is worth a hundred ordinary flatterings! Flattering enough you bother at all, and from your own e-account. Some of the constraints I'm facing around writing to publish etc other than instant email are as follows: knee and heel injuries combining with insufferable weather, insidious global and local news travesty upon travesty and anything around war in a quicks and of the already said. I've never believed the "everything's been said" line but around war it's closer to being so; yet it is hard to ignore threat of war. But that all of this is depressing and enraging to an extent that results in all my (non-email) writing going into stylistic extremes darting this way and that, the writing itself exploding in upon itself, in ways I do not find useful. And it just gets sadder, as all the above prevents me getting refreshed by getting out to see people: missed Bill K's birthday whoop, didn't see a good friend from MTL on her visit, missed Adrian B's going away party, feel like a shell fish. Depression, aggravation, fury. (Which when periodically lifts I then proceed to cackle with jokes and madnesses others couldn't hope to understand). I keep wanting to metamorph into a very large bird. I'd ask what new drugs there were but I'm anti-chemistry. Bahhhhh!

    ps everything from "constraints" down could maybe be such a report? Otherwise, I will look into my files. ~ John Barlow



    ----- Original Message -----
    Sent: Monday 03 February 2003 10:03 PM
    Subject: I love my instant coffee, but not watered down...

    Art leads to competitive situations that acquire the artist to gain a competitive edge. This can force the artist to move out of the local, whether that be traveling, leaving their place of practice, or crossing disciplines to bring new information into their work, and therefore making them more competitive in the local scene because local styles develop in the appropriation of broader contexts. Trust us on this one. :ic:

    In true Canadian form your assertation reverses the dynamic of those more self-assured cultures in which "broader contexts" are the product of artists pursuing very narrow and atypical interests and somehow being recognized as such. Your statement is quite accurate therefore in terms of any social activity in a cu lture unable to move beyond a colonial heritage. "Go somewhere else (physically, methodologically), see what is being done in the "elsewhere", steal your content, bring it back and do it here for a cultural audience that has little means to appreciate its own inherent uniqueness but will always prefer that which comes from "afar". Your statement does highlight another "Canadian" problem: that of the supremacy of awareness of contemporary practices elsewhere over an ability to distinguish quality in contemporary practice anywhere. The source of the problem is an unwillingness to lead, to be wrong, to be ou trageous, to be self-evidentially authentic, to be wildly successful - usually we prefer to be correct, to follow. In summary, your advice is pragmatic to the realities of making many different things in Canada, unfortunately your use of the term "art" is highly suspicious and the pairing of this highly undefinable term with pragmatism is, at best, boring. But solid Canadian advice, to be trusted. It will work. Sadly.

    ----- Reply -----
    From: instant coffee
    Sent: Tuesday 04 February 2003 9:18 AM
    Subject: just add another spoon of instant coffee

    dearest artworld:

    We also sadly note a lack of confidence in Canadian cultural activities, and in a way our editorial addresses this concern. It is meant as a statement of faith, as a call to those who leave and don't return to reinvest in the places/communities from which they come.

    It is surprising to have words like unique and authentic, directed at us, a collective who work together to avoid the futile task of defining such terms. But since we choose to address your use of the these words, for us they aren't about one thing but rather about a mixing of things.

    We will publish your response in our next issue of Saturday Edition, and would like to take this opportunity to invite you to submit a text on whatever in the future. Thanks.

    Kindly Sincere, :ic:

    instant::::: coffee:::: is::: rather:: good:

    ----- reply -----
    Sent: 05 February 2003 10:37 PM
    Subject: mmm mmm good

    Thanks for taking the time to reply, (it's a riot starting an email with "dearest artworld", sounds like the basis for something, nicely sardonic take on artword too, cheers).

    Well I admit turning to the nasty business of "authentic" and "unique" and all that pre-Benjaminian (?) vernacular, though with no intent to demean those who, which timely acuity, choose to extoll the ordinary, the anti-narrative, as "aesthetic" strategies, I wished only to counter pragmatism by resorting to a crude and out of date idea: "courage", as unsophisticated as it with its rightfully moribund cultural/historical baggage. Meet enough people involved with creative projects over the years, listen closely to them, evaluate their motives, watch how they deal with success and/or rejection, personal "glory" and/or self-destruction and that which emerges as important, worth striving for, individually and in groups, is always tied to (perhaps even, and so what? a false sense of) hopefullness: what did he, she, they hope to achieve? how and why? Did he, she, they start from a po sition of fear, or of courage? We cannot pretend these judgements are unimportant even though they may be difficult to swallow, paradoxical, or futile, as you write. But it takes balls. Alternatively one can give up, go find some broader context, hitch one's wagon to somebody else's train, and flog it all over the Great White North. Which works but, at the end of the long day, ain't worth remembering. Sadly, it seems the history of this young country is full of those who "leave" - not physically but (all apologies, another notion rendered justifiably damn-near useless) morally.

    PS, even if you were just baiting me with your "advice" I still think it's been a pot worth stirring in return. Thanks again for the instant coffee.

    ----- Original -----
    From: Gordon Hatt
    To: instant coffee
    Sent: 03 February 2003 10:28 AM
    Subject: just add another spoon of instant coffee

    Hi Instant Coffee,

    I was thinking about how much I enjoyed the particular style of your typical Instant Coffee correspondence, and I was trying to think of a descriptive term for it. I was thinking, "first person," or something like that, when I came across a book review of "Reports from Berlin, [in the New York Times] 1920-1933" by Joseph Roth, where the "feuilleton" is defined:

    "A feuilleton is best described by what it isn't. It isn't news. It isn't the metro report. The opposite of an editorial, a feuilleton is descriptive, philosophical, meandering and poetically inclined. Though the word is French, the form reached its apogee in fin-de-siecle Vienna. An early master, Alfred Polgar, said, ''Life is too short for literature, too transitory for lingering description . . . too psychopathic for psychology, too fictitious for novels.'' The feuilleton could never have prospered without the Viennese cafe, a place where the waiter brought over, along with your customary drink, your favorite newspaper."
    With coffee too!

    and further down . . .

    "Roth himself defined a feuilleton as ''saying true things on half a page.'' One minute we're pausing to note the wind vane atop an advertising kiosk, set there ''to proclaim which way the wind is blowing down that particular street,'' the next we're getting cultural commentary on the significance of the kiosk's posters. ''Typography, to us, has become perspective, value. The most important, the less important and the unimportant only appear to be important, less important, unimportant. It's their image that tells us their worth, not their being. The event of the week is whatever -- in print, in gesture, in sweeping arm movements -- has been declared the event of the week. Nothing is, everything claims to be.'' "

    and finally . . .

    "The shortness of the feuilleton was a response to the jumpy pace of the age (Roth can be something of a Futurist at times), as well as the sense, in those years following the Great War, of the brevity of life. What brought the feuilleton into being, in other words, is still with us. The background was apocalypse; the response was an intensification of experience."

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    From: "judy Cheung"
    Subject: To Jon Sasaki
    Date: Monday 24 February 2003 1:57 PM

    Dear Jon,
    I 'm glad that you think PATH is a healthy and somewhat spiritual place. I visited PATH frequently last year because many of my health providers including my dentist are located in the underground. I wondered around PATH as if I was walking in the park, looking at window display as if they were trees. The scent of the cinnamon buns and coffee is is always around the nose. It can be addictive.

    Chrome, metals and reflective surfaces are the very striking feature in PATH. Together, they resemble a Kaleidoscope. The design, though somewhat fanciful, accentuates the artificiality in a non-abrasive, monotonous way. Artificial stimuli contrast with indoor plants, groceries and health food products. It is a convenience store and a shopping mall. The windowless, wall to wall environment seems two-dimensional. The activity is mundane and could be demoralizing. There is also a subversive approach to exploring the possibility of avoiding the surveillance camera or the security guards. One time, I had my camera on hand and was chased from the building by a hysterical bank clerk. Strangely, I feel a great sense of privacy within such a public space. Individuals travel up and down the hallways, escalators, and elevators, anonymously without making eye contact. Have you tried asking for directions? I haven't had much luck so far.
    -judy cheung

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